cusstomer service

Can refer to at least two profanity-in-the-course-of-performing-patron-PR topics:
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.

On should be hesitant to take impressionable little ones into less-than-dignified business establishments where there might be an issue with cusstomer service; think, the infamous "corrupting of young minds" tale of the little girl and the "diamonds-in-the-rough" construction workers.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

cusstom

Da local standard or accepted norm regarding profanity. Da funny story about the little girl helping the construction-workers build a house next door is a prime example of this.

I love horses and I detest "salty" language, so I enjoy visiting my Amish friends on both accounts... they give me "free rein" (pun intended!) of their barns and fields to go and pet their large glossy-maned work-buddies all I want, and they always speak civilly to me because they have a strict zero-tolerance cusstom.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Cussing machine gun

Someone who swears so much that they sound like a machine gun

She is swearing so much, she sounds like a cussing machine gun

by Tallo April 14, 2020

Cuisine

A style or method of cooking, especially as characteristic of a particular country, region, or establishment.

You should really try some French Cuisine.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Cuisnoctis

Someone cooking in the Middle of the night and it’s really good.

I love people who are cuisnoctis

by Dr griuop April 16, 2020

cusstody proceedings

Legal wrangling over stewardship dat is laced with "salty" adjectives.

Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.

by QuacksO June 15, 2020

Cumis

A Penis covered in Cum

Dude: Brooo, when I fuck your mom, my I get a Cumis

by DanielSHinersMom June 23, 2020