Croach

A croach is a mix of both a cricket and a roach.

Cricket - Annoying and Unnecessary
Roach - Nasty

“You are a Croach. A cricket cause you’re unnecessary and annoying, and a roach cause you nasty”
“Croach ass b*tch”

by SuicidalMemoirs October 23, 2019

Croach

Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.

Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".

1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"

by ekul May 25, 2004

croan

to moelest a black squirrel hang it from a tree and set it on fire while its alive

i would never croan squirrel thats just sickening

by chris geraci May 27, 2008

Hippa-Croca-Monsta Pig

A totally, honest down to earth fat and ugly girl that will shout back.

That girl that when you look at her total ugly face and fat body and she growls at you to frighten you so much and then she wolfs down a big mac.
a total hippa-croca-monsta pig!

by acatcalledthursday March 12, 2009

Croation Flood

when u dont ejaculate for a month and then have sex with a croation chick, thus cumming in her mouth and flooding her esophagus

Last night Tina died from a croation flood.

by justin maturo September 24, 2007

Croatian Picnic

Sex act involving a woman licking mustard off a man's scrotum, then eating a whole kielbasa out of his ass.

Svetlana was really drunk and she gave me a Croatian picnic... it was totally weird!

by tijdickson May 6, 2011

Croatian piggyback

A Croatian piggyback is a highly advanced sexual position in which only experienced lovers should try. The woman gets on the mans back (like a piggyback) and the man bends his penis though his legs and inserts it into the vagina.

Sally gave me the hottest Croatian piggyback of my life last night

by Oh lord how I have sinned May 27, 2018