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Zipper cream

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.
Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.
by redread January 21, 2014
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Cakey Cream

Alter ego for Casey Crane. Usually comes out at high school parties or when he is being extra wild! The dude is a legend and does some crazy shit! And on top of all of it, bro cheated death!
Man, Cakey Cream really knows how to fucking party!
by Too much milk May 20, 2019
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Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.
Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.
by musinon July 2, 2019
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Ice Cream

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.
I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.
by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019
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Creamed Poop

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.
Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.
by stan mig January 11, 2011
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Cream Recycling

When a (more than likely) gay male ejaculates into the hand of another (probably) gay male who then masterbates using the semen of the other individual. This can be repeated multiple times causing one gigantically sticky situation.
HEY! You guys wanna head into the closet and try cream recycling? I'll go first!
by Manifest Man June 13, 2011
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cats to cream

cats to cream
Pronounced: cats-to-cream

Commonly Misspelled as:
cats to the cream
cats the cream

Synonyms:
Indomitable
Determined
Problem Solver
Perseverance

Antonyms:
Quitter
Stop
Give up

1. A term used to describe Physics type students. When you put down a bowl of cream there is something about it that is irresistible to the cats. Similarly Physics types feel the same way when faced with problems. They cannot wait to get at it. Even though they may have no clue on how to start the problem they can't wait to figure it out. Often times this phrase is used to motivate Physics types when faced with a tough problem.

2. Something my IB Physics teacher says before a test.

3. A motivational statement.
My Physics Teacher told us cats to cream before our Physics Test.

I really had to cats to cream that problem; I didn't even know how to start it.
by AClover May 13, 2020
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