Cousin

A hillbilly term for wife.

Hank: No, it's my cousin's.

Kahn: Isn't cousin a hillbilly term for wife?

by Entr' Acte January 25, 2010

cousin

A Texan's marriage partner.

"Bessy Mae might done be mah cousin but she done did me!"

by 1337W422102 March 8, 2005

cousin

Like a brother to me. My bestfriend. 1 of 2 of my closet cousin.

whos my cousin hes my bestfriend

by beadleslover15 March 9, 2011

Fuzzy Cousin

A person well known to you; nickname for someone that you love and hate all at the same time

Hey, whats up fuzzy cousin?

by A. Jay September 21, 2003

Your cousin a water moccasin

One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.

Quinn: Your mom gay

Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin

*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*

by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 February 15, 2023

When Cousins Fuck

A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse

Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.

by Livreri July 11, 2006

Cousino

One who is literally a Peruvian Witch Doctor.

Joe is a complete Cousino.

Duh.

by xpestilencex February 4, 2009