Corn Springs

Curly blonde hair growing from ones head.

Check out andy, hes got some serious corn springs!

by dale444 December 30, 2007

why are there corn?

A question once phrased in Biology class, due to frustration to the ridiculous questions being asked in class. Can be used as a question to a hard task one is faced with (usually in frustration or anger).

Mr. D: O.K. class, tonight's homework is CH. 1 sections 1-4 and all review questions.
Tom (frantically flipping through his book): Good Lord!!! Why are there corn?
Tom P: What the hell did you just say?
Tom: Nevermind, man. You wouldn't understand my anger right now.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008

corn wallace

calling someone a little shit. (one of mr. hankey's kids from south park)

nice job corn wallace

by no john August 14, 2006

Corn Fritter

When you are eating you're girlfriend's ass and she farts on your tongue.

"man you're breath stinks!" yeah I know, Mellissa gave me a Corn Fritter.

by booyah kid January 17, 2006

Horn corn

Horn corn is used in foreshadowing the use of dirty, slang-riddled sentences to follow.

First known use is in American Dad, season 13 episode 4.

So what’s your problem kid? You honking a lot of horn corn around here or just sliding some whistles?

by Slackwhacker February 6, 2019

Corn Art

A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.

Well I hope everyone enjoyed that Thanksgiving meal. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to work on my corn art. I've got a masterpiece on the way.

by Eaton Holgoode September 9, 2016

Corn hole

American Slang for the anus. Originated from the use of corn husks as primitive toilet paper in Colonial days. Mainly used in the South and Midwest.

Man One: Agghhh! My corn hole itches like hell!
Man Two: Dude, wipe your ass better next time!

by TreeAnt January 7, 2009