Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.

“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.

by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020

Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.

“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”

by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020

Thats Cooked

To not be correct or say something absolutely ridiculous

Mate thats cooked

by w5a46es7difuhkjhsrate September 22, 2020

Cooking With Jack

Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.

E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 6, 2022

cooking porkchops

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

by J Kimball September 4, 2005

Dane Cook

One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties

Dane Cook is so hilarious he almost killed me in a car accident

by Joey Schneider November 10, 2005

Cook 'em

An insult directed at the Texas Longhorns.

Longhorn fan: Hook 'em!!!

Oklahoma fan: Cook 'em!

by texas sucks big giant dick September 20, 2009