Booze cooch

Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.

Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?

by anonymous July 9, 2022

May 2nd national cooch pic day

You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

by James_2000 May 2, 2024

cooch itch

my cooch itch... 🤡

“my cooch itch”

by dickssssss April 2, 2019

cooch puff

A very fat vagina.

Sammi: You look like you have a dick in those shorts.

Paige: No thats just my cooch puff.

by luna brown November 22, 2011

Free cooching

When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!

The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered

by Thor from Whitestone June 11, 2024

Fuck, Fuck, Cooch

A sex game played at a reverse gangbang or orgy, where female players sit in a circle while one man bops them on the head one at a time. With each bop the man says fuck, and when he chooses the cooch he desires, he proclaims, “Cooch!”

I play duck duck goose with the kids, but Fuck, Fuck, Cooch with my friends

by CanoeOnAcid July 29, 2020

Cooch

Coochie.
A cooch refers to a vagina, the reproductive organ only found on a biological woman’s body. If a man was born with a cooch, he might wanna get that checked out. Who knows, maybe he’s bigender.

Man: Jessica, would you mind passing me the cooch?
Woman: No dear, not at all. *passes the canned coochie*

by ABitchOnline March 14, 2020