A collection of people who are self centred to such an extreme amount that the thought of equality or rights for anyone other than their largely white and upper middle class brethren is a thought so terrifying that they will use all their power to ensure that nothing ever changes.
They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.
They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.
“Gays rights and the environment and black people being killed by cops isn’t my problem. I’m a conservative, let me show you my portfolio”
by Mad Bank June 14, 2021
Get the Conservativemug. Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.
Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
by Cerebrex September 15, 2024
Get the Conservative Guiltmug. Conservative making rude remarks towards Democrats that are are offensive and getting offended when Democrats play the same game back.
Conservative Racism example
Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.
Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.
Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.
Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.
Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
by IcePanda April 11, 2024
Get the Conservative Racismmug. “Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”
“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”
“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”
“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”
“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
Get the Full-Diaper Conservativemug. In the same spirit as a Murder of Crows and a Herd of Buffalo Cory Doctorow implied that a group of conservatives could be termed a Pathology.
A Pathology of Conservatives in Congress today voted to end yet another freedom formerly held by the citizens of the country.
by mycotropic February 19, 2024
Get the A Pathology of Conservativesmug. A man with little regard for a girl's feelings and is willing to break her heart for the sake of his own agenda. Does not exactly "worship" the Donald but does support what he stands for. WARNING: Do not get attached, otherwise you'll find yourself in a pit of despair. And no, this isn't coming from someone who had to deal with a conservative person, weirdo.
This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..
by Blah Blah 100 November 7, 2020
Get the Conservative Ryanmug. by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018
Get the Conservation of momentummug.