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Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.
Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.
by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017
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Controller Condom

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.
My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.
by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018
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Broken condom

a Broken condom how Jose Florentino got here
by gamingkid March 29, 2018
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Homie Condom

A Homie Condom is when you're out of condoms and you want to smash girl but you want to do it protected still, So your Homie lets you put your dick in his ass while he puts his penis in the girl unprotected taking all the risk of an STD or an unwanted baby.
Tristan: Noah man I need you to be my Homie Condom.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.
by LuxieBoi June 28, 2019
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Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms
Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies
by 4seasons November 16, 2019
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Cuddle condom

When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”
You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom
by Bellsebub August 29, 2019
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secretarial condom

The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.
by RickyDash March 13, 2018
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