competition

The breakfast of champions

The pros warned the competition how much they liked the flavor of nubcake xp

by ScegfOd January 15, 2008

comprende

Buddy, pal, bff. Often used by Amir Blumenfeld.

Amir: Hey, comprende. Door's locked.

Jake: Yeah, I'm trying to get some work done.

by Oh Sheesh February 7, 2010

Comere, yooou!

what you say when you mean business
like when someone is about to get their ass kicked byaach

A: Hey, uh, nice weather isn't it?
B: Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, Shit! (runs off)
B: (chasing) Come back here! OOH, I'LL KICK SOME ASS, TONIGHT!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

Compression

A more obscure spell that compresses the target into (typically) a small stone.

The Foliot was crushed into a stone as I launched a Compression at it.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole July 6, 2015

Compensize

the male tendency to buy or own something (especially automobiles) in extraordinarily large sizes in order to compensate for extremely tiny sex organs.

Steve's new fire-engine red, fully loaded Hummer, failed to compensize for his teeny weeny.

by Miss_Kim July 12, 2011

Competitive Minecraft

An unofficial online sport for 12 year old boys with titties play with something other than their dicks.

Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.

by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017