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Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023
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Compelled

People DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO BE COMPELLED to play "the trans-gender game." People seem perfectly willing to play along. YOU would need to be compelled for YOU to play... But they really didn't need to compel anyone to get these people to go along with it.
Hym "And 'the children' are your excuse to sacrifice my finite (for all you know) and solipsistic existence to your higher-order abstraction. You also accept the NEED for compulsion (of psychopaths). Is society destined to fail because it requires the use of compulsion? I mean, your claim is 'if people need to be compelled that is evidence that what you're doing isn't sustainable.' If that's the case, society isn't an 'iterable game' by your own logic.
by Hym Iam June 2, 2023
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competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
by film divers August 7, 2023
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Compere

Compere is a very special individual. He indulges in undeveloped people. He will seduce them with his fluent French and touch them in the dark.
Person 1: I'm not giving you 50 dollars and that's final.

Person 2: Don't worry because I'ma call Compere to deal with you.
by anonymous July 11, 2024
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compensating

when someone has a really huge pickup truck to compensate for a below average penis size
well endowed male: why the fuck is your pickup truck so big
small pp male: i'm compensating
by the_compensater July 21, 2024
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Compend

v. - to collect games or other objects in one container
May 1 human have a compendium of GUI components and logic, ready to build a cool website.
Over his years of experience, and extensive github browsing, he would compend any examples he liked, and their licensing records, to his storage drive. He used an easy method to do this- a script to save each block to a specified directory, and an attributions.txt, with an the identifying key. Probably the name symbol of the main class in a block, but there was no standard naming scheme, so he compiled a list of all the naming schemes he's ever encountered, and uses that in the script to lazily add the proper attribution. If you're reading this, and you have written this, please share, because I want this. I made a version for free sketchfab 3d models, but that's on github.
by instancer.kirik August 18, 2024
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Compender

noun. one that compends

also,

compendinator- a device that compends
I am making a code block diff-merging compender. This would take new versions, maybe with added components, and combine them into one file.

Why is this different from a regular diff-merger?
because it is key-based, not line-based; maybe later I can add file splitting functionality.

The keys are ordered by your chosen file structure, and the new keys stand out and can be appended with the rest (where desired? idk it just adds at the bottom currently -- github)
by instancer.kirik August 18, 2024
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