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Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023
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Compelled

People DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO BE COMPELLED to play "the trans-gender game." People seem perfectly willing to play along. YOU would need to be compelled for YOU to play... But they really didn't need to compel anyone to get these people to go along with it.
Hym "And 'the children' are your excuse to sacrifice my finite (for all you know) and solipsistic existence to your higher-order abstraction. You also accept the NEED for compulsion (of psychopaths). Is society destined to fail because it requires the use of compulsion? I mean, your claim is 'if people need to be compelled that is evidence that what you're doing isn't sustainable.' If that's the case, society isn't an 'iterable game' by your own logic.
by Hym Iam June 2, 2023
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comprehensive coverage

Are you thinking of purchasing comprehensive coverage for your automobile? If you live in an area prone to storms or high crime, comprehensive coverage may be right for you. But what is comprehensive coverage and how much does it cost?
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compedlast

Yeoy hasn’t been very compedlast due to recent bout of camel turf toe
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competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
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compect

melancholic, very different interests
hey you saw how compect emily was
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compect

melancholic, very different interests
you saw how compect he was?
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