collingwood

Inner-city suburb in the North-East of Melbourne, near Fitzroy and Carlton. Known for the Collingwood Football Club and various music venues including the Tote and the Barley Corn.

Going to see a band play at the Tote in Collingwood.

by Jani K September 30, 2005

Colonelism

Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.

"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."

by Void Of Hope April 10, 2010

Collin

Collin- A very nice guy, loved by all. He is intelligent and VERY good-looking. His flaws are shyness, and doesn’t talk to many girls unless they talk to him first. He is really good-looking again. Also a Christian and looking for another Christian girl that is athletic and can play an instrument guitar. Very kind and speaks his mind. If you have a Collin in your life he makes a WONDERFUL friend, and you are so lucky to have him in your life <3

Christian Girl-“Hey Collin”
Collin- “Oh hi, how are you?”
Christian Girl- “I’m good... may I have your number?”
Collin- “Sure! Here..”555-555-5555”

by That Christian Girl April 4, 2019

Collin

A person who is so incredibly awesome that I cannot think of the proper way to describe it! He can be super nice (on a VERY rare occasion) or mean if he doesn't like you:P. and he is super smart.

Person One: Hey, did you understand the homework?
Person Two: No, but ask Collin, he'll understand!

by Rachael:D March 19, 2012

Collin

Nice doesn't care what some people think tired plays video games hates fortnite.

Idk Collin

by Stupidheads to p if isjfjc November 9, 2018

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

by KillCam November 1, 2008