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Cold Hank

A sexual move

Verb or Noun

Step 1: poop one large solid turd on a plate or baking sheet
Step 2: pour some water over it

Step 3: quickly put in the freezer till frozen

Step 4: use as dildo until melted
Mark really tore Ally up with that cold hank last night I heard!
by Balderdash1607 July 23, 2012
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cold weather

Pussy bitches complain about cold weather.
by Clinker January 15, 2008
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cold diarrhea

the punch line of an insult used in northern New Jersey during the 60's and 70's. made no sense then, makes no sense now, but still kind of funny.
carly: man, you think you're hot shit in a wine glass, but you're just cold diarrhea in a paper cup.
farley: that's so funny i forgot to laugh!
charlie: you're both about as funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward.
carly and farley: huh?
by earpuller January 1, 2006
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cold sore

The biggest cock block of ALL TIME.

They make you unable to kiss anyone for what can be weeks.

They also somehow know the exact moment that will cause the most detriment, and will crash your face like it's nobody's business.
As I write this I am being cock blocked by my cold sore because there is a very fit girl in the next room but I can't get busy with her. FMLip.
by unfortunateman November 14, 2011
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cold cut combo

man she had a tight cold cut combo
by dankeggman February 28, 2018
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Cold-Tea Syndrome

The use of codes is common in hospitals, so as not to alarm other patients. The expression 'cold-tea syndrome' is used by medical staff to indicate that a patient has died. It refers to several cups of undrunk, cold tea on the deceased persons bedside table.

It's good to know the supply of tea doesn't stop coming, just because you're dead. Not to discredit the NHS, but surely there are more scientific methods to determine when someone has died. How much of NHS resources are wasted making tea for the dead. What happens if you just don't drink tea and they throw you out. You'd have people buried yelling:
- I SAID COFFEE, COFFEE TWO SUGARS!!
- Janine, go to ward 3 now, Mrs Norris has caught a bad case of cold-tea syndrome. I would go so far as to say she's never going to recover from it.
by Thomas Leone October 17, 2009
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COLD Army

More on the COLD Army at http://www.coldarmy.com
by RavenLurks August 31, 2008
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