rusty coat hook

when someone has shit on their finger and pulls the side of your mouth back like a hook.

buddy got in my face so when he was walking away i gave him the rusty coat hook.

by the rusty russ coat puss April 16, 2010

Coat Hanger Disease

When the shirt you're wearing retains the shape of the coat hanger it was on, similar to "hanger bumps".

You need to wet the shoulders of your shirt because you have coat hanger disease.

by KatForrest April 4, 2011

Trench Coat Emotion

/‘trenCh ,kōt əˈmōSH(ə)n/

noun
a natural emotion of distraught coziness, as if you were being hugged by someone in a heavy and uncomfortable trench coat. trench coat emotion”

“after finishing the bittersweet book, Lucy felt trench coat emotion”

by Sad Sample Text September 2, 2021

coat hanger abortion

something going so wrong it can only be described as such

The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.

by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006

Chocolate coated ginger

A ginger that's dyed their hair brown

usually still has the telltale signs of gingervitis even after dying their hair

You heard? Morgan's dyed his hair!
What colour?
*sniggers* BROWN!
Oh dear... Chocolate coated ginger

by Sharny June 16, 2008

a fool in a trench coat

Describes a person whose abilities are being overestimated

Person: "Hey, can you help me with my math? You seem like you know what you're doing".

Fool: "Oh no, sorry, I'm just a fool in a trench coat". I know nothing".

or

Person: "How is that person so smart? They know everything??!!!"
Grump: "Please! They're just a fool in a trench coat. They have no idea what they're doing".

by I'm really stressed out rn October 16, 2017

Pull someones coat

Informing,Giving information

My partner said I should Pull someones coat about the new store down the street.

by eniobob September 1, 2013