A closet or room in your house where you put everything you don't know what do with; just crammed with stuff, and very messy. From the TV show "Friends". The character Monica was an obsessive neat-freak, but it was revealed in one episode that in fact she had a closet stuffed completely full of junk.
by Itsnotme December 29, 2008
Get the monica closet mug.The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.
Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.
Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.
Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.
Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.
Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.
Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.
Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.
by St. Pauli Girl December 14, 2008
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An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.
Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."
That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."
That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).
by MintagedVortex January 10, 2011
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Get the Closet Killer mug.A blue demon girl based off of the Mystic Clubstep monster in Geometry Dash. She has a lengthy demon tail with a spike for a tip, 4 thorns on her head and a small snout with a cat-like black nose. Has an official account and claims to actually exist somewhere in the outside world. Confirmed to be nice and friendly. Beware...
...of getting hugged .w.
...of getting hugged .w.
by AlexEEZ July 17, 2021
Get the Clubette mug.Person A walks into the room and sits next to Person B. Person B: "You're too close to my butt!"
Person A wants to make changes to a group project involving Person B. Person B doesn't approve of said changes and yells, "You're too close to my butt!"
Person A wants to make changes to a group project involving Person B. Person B doesn't approve of said changes and yells, "You're too close to my butt!"
by kornpops827 October 1, 2010
Get the too close to my butt mug.I don’t really get why it doesn’t seem to count quite as much or be as exciting when we come halfway out of the closet!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
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