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cleptolighteria

hey, my lighter's gone. must've been greg, he's got cleptolighteria.
by Natty Westside September 11, 2011
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Clintism

(klint-iz-uh-m)
-noun

an informal way of speaking or texting, which is usually the result of years of getting hit in the head, where the practitioner commonly uses words that don't belong in place of ones that do. The person using a Clintism will believe that there is nothing wrong with the way they speak or spell. Most common is replacing the word "that" with "what".
e.g. "Looking for a phone whats work."
The practitioner will also spell words how they sound while texting. This often results in the practitioner's phone to auto correct right words to the improper ones.
e.g. " I mite get done early."
That guy with brain damage has really picked up Clintism lately.
by johndoe86 December 11, 2011
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clifton sausage

The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).

This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.
These night-vision goggles will help me find a bit of Clifton Sausage in that Asda carpark.
by Oppenheimer2 January 13, 2014
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Cleptokeramikipapiomaniac

Aversion to steal ceramic ducks, mainly from relative houses. From greek "clepto" (to steal), "keramiki" (ceramic), "papio" (duck), mania.
Kinda cleptokeramikipapiomaniac you are!
by Lord Suru August 28, 2014
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Clinton's Saxophone

Referring to Bill Clinton (42nd President of The United States of America), this is a sexual act where a tube is inserted into a partner's anus and/or vagina and then blown into, at which point the air is expelled from the partner's orifice(s).
I bet Bill hasn't given Hillary a Clinton's saxophone in 30 years.
by GangsterSandwich September 15, 2016
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Clintonitis

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.
She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.
by azwonks October 24, 2016
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Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."
by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017
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