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Cleonic

Being like a government employee who knows nothing and does nothing and is protected by law to continue a career in doing so.
Today is too beautiful of a day to work. I think I'll be Cleonic and drive my government SUV to the beach to relax.

Sorry to be so Cleonic, but can you do my work for me while I take a nap.
by DanMaters August 11, 2011
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the clegg

a person in your area who is clearly a douche bag but tries his hardest to be down with the cool crowd is your towns "the clegg" the clegg often comes as part of a group of "cleggs" however the ring leader is the only one who can be referd to as "the clegg"

in their attempts to be cool they will claim they can down a pint in 30 seconds, hovever they prefere to go home early and get insanely drunk on their own.... at home. Clegs are as rowdy when there hung over as you are when your drunk, going to work hung over may mean that "the clegg" may tell their boss to fuck off, result in shoddy workmanship or in extreme scinarios, they stay at home and jack off.
"Dude, he's totaly the clegg of our town"

"Yeah, lets sell him a low quality garment at a high price, so that he thinks he is getting top quality gear when actualy he will soon find out that it is monney not very well spent"

"or we could just shit in his bath?"
by harry jingleschmit May 1, 2009
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Cleon

Cleon is a whole hoe ass nigga
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by bands000 May 12, 2018
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Clogged Toilet

the sex act of stuffing multiple oranges or other spherical fruits into the vagina, then scrubbing the vaginal walls with a toilet brush
The tangelos I ate from the clogged toilet didn't taste very good
by HattoriHanzo October 31, 2011
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Miss Cleo

A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.
"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."
by William Stephens May 22, 2006
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CLEG

that which is a bowl of vegetarian ingredients served at popular food chain, Chipotle. The abbreviation stands for Crispy Lettuce, Extra Guacamole...
Yo dude! You going to Chipotle?" "That is correct. Would you like your CLEG?
by The Hunster October 16, 2010
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Cum clogger

this occurs when you cum so much into the vagina it gets clogged. can be fatal if cum dries.
dude i had such i huge load last night, it was the best cum clogger ever!
by nate brookens February 18, 2008
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