A romperstomper. Happy all the time AND SHOWS NO FEELINGS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE OR SADNESS! Doesn't like to open up to people. very sexy(; usually fall for them BUT DON'T! THEY WILL FOOL YOU! It's not a good feeling. I've been there, done that. Gone around the block and back. NO! Bad idea. Hide your children. It's the only way to save them! There are boys and girls called chris, so BEWARE!
You best take my warning seriously! :D
You best take my warning seriously! :D
by Dirty Diana From The Wrong Bug July 28, 2009
Get the Chrismug. Someone who ruins jokes. A fuck up. A League of Legends playing, tank top wearing, freshmen dating, skeeze.
Bryan: Hey guys. Mrs. Cook sure doesn't care about world hunger.
Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.
Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.
Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
by Xavier Judos July 7, 2011
Get the Chrismug. A person who fails at life; Characterized by living in a cardboard box and never owning a Lamborghini
by TheSteak March 28, 2009
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.
by Unseasonedchicken March 15, 2017
Get the Chrismug. by Chris.2x April 3, 2018
Get the Chrismug. by Brison;) January 1, 2012
Get the Chrismug. A man that is extremely fat and chubby. However he is often a very jolly person to be around. He is either a love or hate person.
by A Big Bonus September 29, 2011
Get the Chrismug.