Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023

sam chow

some chinese dickhead with shit eyebrows

Girl: oh my god that chinese guy is kinda cute
Boy: lol yeah but check out those shit eyebrows he's probably a dickhead too
Girl: oh my god hes such a sam chow

Boy: kill yourself

by iwasuplatenightballing November 28, 2017

CHOW ASS

1) The act of eating ass in an all-out manner. There is no second guessing, no hesitation, no asking for permission, no being a little bitch; you just go for it like you own their butthole. Tongue usually penetrates far beyond the rim- the true portal to their soul.

2) The destigmatization of anilingus:

Chow Ass: "I would never lick her butt (that's disgusting), but I would DEFINITELY chow her ass"

by thisisclassmore May 19, 2023

Nigger Chow

African American cuisine like KFC, Poppeyes or ZOG Slop

John: Dude, I would never eat that Nigger Chow from school!

by zoggoy November 26, 2025

Chow chowin down

When you take a jar of that good ole West Virginia chow chow, and rub it all over your woman's body and proceed to chow down on her.

Kristen got me a jar of that chow chow, so i smeared it between her legs and chow chowin down.

by Sexypandashortyshorts April 9, 2019

Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023

Irish chow house

When you’re eating pussy and pour an Irish lager on it

Man Lindsey let me give her an Irish chow house last night

by HuntV18 June 27, 2024