chinese handcuffs

Two guys inside a gal at the same time, one in her pussy or ass (doggy style) the other in her mouth. As they are moving, it resembles 2 fingers stuck in chinese handcuffs. see also roasting

We pounded her like she was chinese handcuffs!

by gee low December 23, 2005

Chinese Mudslide

Noun. A chinese Mudslide means to shit between a girl's tits and glide your cock between her tits.

Wow her tits were completly brown after I gave her a chinese mudslide!

by Joemammaaaa September 1, 2006

Chinese overtime

n. unpaid work time before or after regular scheduled work hours; adv. working overtime without monetary compensation.

1. My boss is exploiting me with Chinese overtime.
2. Are you doing Chinese overtime tonight?
3. Ambitious interns work lots of Chinese overtime hoping they'll be hired after graduation.
4. Confucius say, "Chinese overtime only good for resume, or person who like to volunteer."

by chaudaufu November 10, 2006

Chinese Chapstick

A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.

"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."

by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010

Chinese Mexican

A Chinese person who works all the time.

Dude, the people that work at that Chinese place up the street are some serious Chinese Mexicans. It seems like they are working there all the time!

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

Chinese Backsplash

A water stream shooting into one's rectum after a turd has plunged into the toilet. May sting.

'"Dude think I got aids from the chinese backsplash in that truckstop bathroom."

by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 5, 2009

chinese arithmetic

A descriptive term used to describe an extreme erection.

When Katrina was sucking my dick and it got harder than fucking chinese arithmetic.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007