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my chemical romance

A shitty band from New Jersey that create really awful, generic songs and that sound like every other band at the moment. Fronted by Gerard Way, who (as my friend so brilliantly put) sounds like he should shot.
Seriously, there's nothing special about them- the only reason they suddenly became 'cool' is because Gerard started to wear red eyeshadow around his eyes. Now every girl in the world is buying shitloads of red eyeshadow and smothering it down their faces while screaming "I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!" Before Gerard's whole I'm A Guy And I'm Wearing Eyeshadow Which Is Make Up barely anyone had heard of My Chemical Romance. Guys wearing eyeliner is just A Thing at the moment and as soon as it goes out of fashion, Gerard will stop wearing it. There's very few male bandpeople that actually wear make up because they like it and think it makes them look more attractive. Infact I can only think of one- Brian Molko.
So there you have it, just another person's opinion on My Chemcial fucking Romance.
A time that I don't know....
Gerard: "oh no one like's us, probably because we're crap, but maybe it's because I'm not wearing any make up like every other guy is at the moment!"
Other Band Member: "Gerard, I think it IS because we're cra-"
Gerard: "Right! I'm going to buy me some eyeshadow!"

A while later....

*on MTV* "I'm not oKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

A Person Who Is Easily Brainwashed By Such Crap: "LIKE OMGZZZZZZ!!!! I LUV MCR!!!!!!! GERARD IS SO HOTT!!"
by Bethany July 6, 2005
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my chemical romance

Incredibly poor emo group, fronted by Gerard Way, who seem to have captured the minds of defenceless emo kids, and have turned them away from real music to their own brand of whining crap such as Helena or Im Not OK.
They have unfortunatly become strangely popular, but dont let yourself believe this is due to a modicum of talent, oh no, its solely down to the way the band pander to the image of fashion that is currently held by the ever growing contingent of emo kids.
Metaller - "wow MCR suck cock dont they?"
Emo-kid - "take that back, Gerard Way is the greatest person ever!!"(bursts out crying)

"OMG, Gerard Way looks like someone tried to beat him to death with a shovel"
"Yeah, too bad they failed"
by Disturbedfan April 16, 2005
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My Chemical Romance

An Idea That Was Frank Iero, Gerard And Mikey Way, and Ray Toro, Bob Left A While Before They Broke Up, But Hey, He Is/Was An AssButt
"It's not a band, It's an Idea, My Chemical Romance is done" -Gerard Way
by Haley_Quinn666 May 26, 2016
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My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance (MCR for short) is an American rock band. Their audience is mostly composed of emo tweens & teens.
They broke up in 2013, 22 of March, to be exact. Their fans believe that when they die, they go to the so called "Black Parade". They make songs about how "nice" death and they brainwash their audience into thinking that. Their fans can't take opinions very well and mostly label people with different opinions "bitches" and other things in that context. Before you yell

at me because I said this, I was "emo" myself and my best friend is still (sadly) "emo" and I listened to them. It was until I realized how edgy they are. But, this is just my opinion, so don't get triggered. You like them all you want, I don't really care.
Person 1: OMG Have you heard about M(CR????
Person 2: Yeah, I did.
Person 1: SO???WHAT DO YOU THINK???? YOU WANNA JOIN THE BLACK PARADE TOO????
Person 2: Uh, no thanks. They aren't really my taste. I prefer bands like Twenty One Pilots or Panic!At The Disco more.
Person 1: YOU LITTLE BITCH! MCR IS THE BEST AND YOUR BANDS SUCK!
Person 2: Okay, okay. Jeez, calm down. It's my opinion okay? You like My Chemical Romance all you want, idgaf
by Damnit January 28, 2017
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My Chemical Romance

A band that released a few albums and then broke up. That break up still effect people today and the last writen things about them on Urban Dictionary was written in 2005 and 2006.
Play Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance beginning piano keys and you'll for sure make the emo children cry (Including me, so don't).
by thatnotsofunnygirl September 30, 2015
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