Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008

Joe Certified

A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.

Check out that bitch, she's 100% "Joe Certified"

by Midnightjoe July 8, 2011

you owe me 50 cents

If a friend says to you 'you owe me 50 cents' it means you have had sexual intercouse with someone that they have had sex with in the past.

Context:
Bill: I had sex with Sarah on Tuesday
Sam: Oh mate, you owe me 50 cents.

by M.Swagg June 27, 2015

Certified lover boy

a man who is a woman's lover or who has sexual relations with many women.

Cameron is lowkey a certified lover boy

CLB

by Cam2wave September 8, 2021

certified subarashii moment

When something is absolutely perfect

Man 1: Bro my mom just got diagnosed with a brain tumour

Man 2: Now that, is a certified subarashii moment

by OppaiInspector July 12, 2021

25 Cents

n. What Haitians always offer to you when they are trying to buy something from your garage sale

Haitian: How much for this lamp?
You: Umm, 5 dollars.
Haitian: How about 25 cents?

by pornopornolalalalalala November 2, 2008

cerys

a young female who eats large portions of food,mainly fast food.
Is sadistic and is the devils daughter.

You:im just having a packet of your crisps
Cerys: RAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR YOU FATTY IM GOING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

by Ninki November 26, 2007