Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.
by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013
Get the spank my butt and call me Nancy mug.to buttdip is to take an object and scoop out someones rectum/anus for a sexual pleasure. most often used by a spoon or any scoop type item. after the remains is scooped out the other person eats it
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Get the pp in her butt mug.Describes the rear end of the largest unattractive female(s) in the office. They often travel in packs.
That accounting intern has a muskox butt. Stay back when she turns around or you may get a temporary but unfortunate beard.
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Get the fudgey butt mug.A sometimes loud, always odorous, expulsion from the butt which occurs while sleeping. Also see fart.
Woman: I hardly slept at all last night.
Man: Why? Was I snoring?
Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.
Man: Why? Was I snoring?
Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.
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Get the Butt snoring mug.A form of "Athletic Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.
You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park. (The guy) with the ponytail and I'm the one who ain't got no training partners? I don't think so. You seem to have it all figured out when you're fighting midgets.
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