Bread Ignoration

The act of avoiding free restaurant bread when the diners are on a diet.

Jay: Is the bread any good here?
Ben: Yeah, but I'm practicing Bread Ignoration..

Jay: Why?
Ben: I'm on a diet.

by Jayke Rhine February 28, 2012

Bread's In The Oven

When you have a large meal that doesn't settle well in your stomach. You start to feel a bad trip to the bathroom coming.

Man, I think I should have skipped the volcano sauce on the tacos. Now the bread's in the oven.

by JRoth827 August 15, 2010

Goh-Bread

The ultimate meal of sustenance and re-invigoration of pure strength known to man.

"Wanna be awesome like me buddy? Then eat some Goh-bread!!!!"
"Yo chill man, I don't want no trouble, I'm just here to have a good time"
"Dam straight fool!"

by Digital Demon June 16, 2011

bread lip

Someone who has dry crusty lip.

"Dude you have some bread lips.....put some chapstick on your dry ass lips".

by bonitaamazon November 07, 2013

breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.

by mimiknows April 27, 2015

egg-in-bread

when a circle is removed from within a single slice of bread in a frying pan, into which an egg is cracked and consequently fried.

I'm just going to make me some egg-in-bread, do you want some?

by Poodletron August 22, 2009

Bread Bowled

(Verb) When a woman takes an empty (but warm) bread bowl and uses it like a pocket pussy on her man's penis.

Michelle totally bread bowled John last night - he got that warm gluten for sure!

by Chim&Jom December 06, 2020