Brandy Lynn Noble

Brandy- sluty whore
Lynn- fat
Noble- cheater

Awesome guy: I'm really glad I didn't date Brandy Lynn Noble.

Awesome guy's Friend: Good for you, she was such a cheater and a whore. The First day you would have been on vacation without her she would have had sex with another man and not tell you.

by thechoosen1 December 7, 2011

Brency

A bitch. The school whore. Makes everything everyone's problem. Makes and tells lies to make herself sound the greatest. Will cry about her boyfriend that only lasted 2 days.

"She looks like a bitch. Must be a Brency"

by DanTheMan2343 February 10, 2022

Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.

Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.

by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020

Michelle Branch

Pop singer who is talented vocally, but not a particularly good composer.

Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.

Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.

Michelle Branch sings so good, to bad her music is crappy "guitar pop".

Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?

Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.

by tanukisanyo May 18, 2005

Brandy Melvile

A cheap ass store that dumb and basic white girls go too. When they go to this store they think they are trendy and quirky, but really they are making a fool out of themselves. If you shop at this store your name is either Stephanie, Mia, or Molly.

Mia: OMG GIRL WE SHOULD TOTES GO TO BRANDY MELVILE
Molly: OMG YAAAAAAS I SAW THIS REALLY CUTE TOP THERE
Mia: lets go now
Molly: ok!
Mia: we are such trendy bad bitches
Molly: i know right 3>

by moo lily February 29, 2020

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

Brandy A Taster?

Would you like a peice of this? or in less violent terms, would you like to try, and/or sample this (object. be it drink, food, video game, song, ect)

Brandy a taster of my fist? This is one fine song, brandy a taster?

by Tom Henry April 17, 2006