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dorito-stained blob

(Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler
Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be
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blob

A blob is a guy's cumshot.
I lost my blob after jacking off for only 3 minutes!
by eda-skip August 26, 2023
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blobsquad

Blobsquad is #blobisbest

If you are apart of Blobsquad you own a Blob Eye Subaru and you my friend are a fucking legend.

Higher ranked and better than any other Subaru, other owners must bow down to Blobsquad.
Blobsquad rule the scene. #blobisbest
by Blobsqu4d October 13, 2017
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Blobsicko

when that booty so big you can't fit your penis in it.
"Man i didn't have sex yesterday she was so Blobsicko"
by Flemming5 May 5, 2020
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Blobsled

A blobsled or blobsledding is when you hold onto a fat girl’s back folds like handles while hitting it from behind.

Also known as a Blubber Bike or Blubber Biking.
Did you Blobsled that husky girl you went home with last night, Nate?
by Pupule January 22, 2022
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blobsicle

when youre being a blob and you’re also stuck in one place
smoking that herb turned me into a blobsicle”
by howdidjuno July 31, 2022
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Blobside

a person who seems gay but is straight
gosh that dude seems like such a blobside
by the blobber January 15, 2024
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