Bless your heart

A loving & empathetic expression conveying sympathy toward ones action or behavior. The obvious / better choice or action was not taken.

Jeff was sluffing school to much & didnt graduate. -Bless his heart.

Robin jumped on a box to crush it- slipped, landed on her arm, and broke it. -Bless her heart.
I was out in the cold playing without a jacket, and got sick. -Bless your heart.

by Jefe.Robison December 24, 2019

Dog Bless Yes

An Albanian person who sips soy as their girlfriend is being screwed by others, who is also likely to betray you.

A: Hey dude, I selled my friends out the other day, hehe..
B: Argh, duude! You pulled a Dog Bless Yes on them!

by The Lambda October 29, 2019

Bless

when a rapper/mc is about to rhyme well or has rhymed well.

1. Yo, he blessed the mic.
2. I'm bout to bless the mic, son.

by stealph October 25, 2008

Blessed Sacrament

Blessed Sacrament has some of the sweetes, caring people ever. However, there are some bss students who aren't. You shouldn't judge us on what are classmates do. There are some of us who aren't annoying valley girls.

bss student-like totally for sure!
2nd bss student- i just got a manicure!!
3rd bss student- stop being weird

by annabelle May 7, 2005

Jesus Bless You

A phrase commonly said when someone sneezes in the presence of a christ killer, to bring guilt to their souls for their terrible actions.

*Jew walks into the room*
Billy: ACHOOOO!
Everyone else: JESUS BLESS YOU!

by Kaspermacus May 6, 2011

Blessism

To inadvertently verbally espouse sexual innuendo with ones coworkers resulting in ridicule.

Roger committed a blessism when he said he liked the way my shaft felt when he meant my golf club shaft.

by S. Micheals October 31, 2006

Blepsy

the act of loosing control over one's balance due to hopping up and down on one foot after stubbing the large toe.

Person A: *stubs toe* OW!! *begins jumping up and down*
(Moments later) *THUD*
Person B: Oh my gosh, are you ok? What happened?
Person A: Uhm... nothing.
Person B: What are you doing on the floor? Wait... did you blepsy again? God Mark, this is the second time this month! I know that table has really sharp angles but GOD you're a klutz!

by valrockstar328 January 30, 2009