Joseph Morgan Berthels

Haha my name go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Joseph Morgan Berthels go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by YIKES SCOOB THIS SOME GOOD LSD October 5, 2020

big bertha

1. A grossly obese German woman.

2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.

3. A rather humongous penis.

1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.

1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?

1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!

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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!

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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.

by Mark H August 30, 2004

berta

The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.

This berta is going to kill me!

by Austin Pealy September 11, 2008

Bért

Also known as The Beanie of Awesomeness. It is an awesome red beanie.

Get off my lawn you Bért wearing pot head!

by Pete the Goat September 26, 2010

bert mccracken

Bert made me have an orgasm when I saw him at the Palladium.

FUCK YOU BITCHES........ HE'S ALL MINE... Mmmmm Mmmmm GOOD

by Choke Me November 5, 2003

Bertation

A fill-in word used to replace a word in which one cannot bring to mind.

Well a very very heaveh... uh, heavy deh, bertation tonight.

by CalebTheGuitarist March 5, 2011

bertie

fingering a girl up the ass hole then licking it in portugal

bertie goes to portugal

by goldigga111222 November 30, 2010