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Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
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oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww
by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024
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Frog in a blender

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.
by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release
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