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bear semen

Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.
Sean: need to get some moar bear semen! rawr
by rowbsie November 8, 2009
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momma bear

a mom who protects her identity in motherhood while loving her kids. she has found a way to love motherhood and she plays to her strengths. she fights hard for what she believes in. she takes care of herself, her family, and still has fun in life. she believes in grace over perfection, and community over competition. she's a problem solver and pro-active. she's stylish, nice, smart, and confident. she doesn't participate in mom-wars and instead encourages others. she has fun in life. she's pretty much a kick-ass mom. you'd totally want to be her friend.
she is so happy being a mom- such a momma bear.
by momma bear magazine August 19, 2016
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Neptune's beard

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.
Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"
by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015
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poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.
"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."
by C E O November 10, 2007
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bearded taco

A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
That Mexican place sure had a lot of bearded tacos!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Hazel Blears

Cockney rhyming slang for a vaginal smears test.

Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salford, UK.
"Hey Vera, can't chat now as I am off to get me Hazel Blears done. I will be back in an hour!"
by Liam Billington March 16, 2008
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Bear Fight

A drink, of sorts, consisting of two drinks taken one after the other. An Irish Car Bomb and a Jägerbomb. You simply line them up and take one after the other, wait 5-10 minutes, and then you will know how it has earned it's name.
We were at the bar and I ordered a round of Bear Fights for the group. Afterwards, everyone was excited and suprised at what was going on in their stomach. It was as if a Black bear and a polar bear were fighting inside them.
by Levi Lawhon October 11, 2007
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