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Simp Blimp

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
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limp blimp

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.
by burbman1969 November 21, 2020
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cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.
1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.
by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021
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Sloppity bilepiper

The act of giving a jaundiced man with hepatitis a humming blowjob while fingering his asshole as he dry heaves on you.
"I felt so bad he got hep A from me so I gave him a sloppity bilepiper to make up for it."
by Abbadong April 4, 2023
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Chest Bimpie

Passionate caressing of the chest with no lubricants, usually after a thorough cleaning or nap. Often is extremely painful and requires strong hands. It’s most commonly used amongst young men with unknown sexual orientation.
Hey man I hope this doesn’t change how you feel about me but, can you give me a tender chest bimpie? I just took a long nap and am feeling unsure about my sexual orientation.
by Poopsnitch69 January 25, 2024
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Canadian blimpfuck

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.
You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.
by J dolls bill May 27, 2025
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New York Blimp

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has been rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp.
Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" that looked like it was pregnant, it was time to spark it up
by FrankW May 23, 2022
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