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Bill Curtis

Man who is featured in commercials for AT&T and performs in the style of a TV news reporter. He finds the Internet everywhere he goes with his AT&T Laptop Connect Card. With this card, not only does he find the Internet everywhere, but it also makes him faster than Andy Roddick and Floyd Mayweather.
I'm Bill Curtis, and I just found the Internet.

I'm Bill Curtis, and I'm faster than Andy Roddick.

I'm Bill Curtis, and I'm faster than Floyd Mayweather.
Bill Curtis by Layventsky May 5, 2009

bill brasky 

Somewhat of a drunken man's mythological figure. From a sketch on Saturday Night Live. Usually comes up when you have a bunch of drunk guys gathered together in a parking lot... I observed this phenomenon first hand. Then they continue to quote Brasky's outrageous features and achievements.
We were standing around drunk and one guy said, "They used Bill Brasky's foreskin to cover Yankee Stadium when it started raining". And immediately there was a toast "TO BILL BRASKY!".
bill brasky by Bill "Beefy" Jones October 10, 2005

Bill Murray 

The constant repetition of a said subject on an internet forum. Derived from the film Groundhog Day in which the day is repeated again, again and again.

Originating from the Football365 Forum.
Person 1: Did you see the headbutt by Zidane on Materazzi?
Person 2: Bill Murray (This thread has been posted before.)
Bill Murray by Earl @F365 November 2, 2006

Bill Hicks 

The late and great. Political commedian/philospher who's topics include, but certainly not limited to:
Proposing a reality show where the objective is to simply hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus
Making pot not only legal, but manditory
Questioning, everything, everyone, all the time.
Talking about hidden government agendas and motives.
The simple right of being in control of your body, from what you do to it, what is done inside it and what you do to your own state of consciousness.

Died in 1994 from lung cancer. Inspired bands such as Tool and Radiohead and is listed and regarded as one of the greatest stand ups of all time.
"I just picked up the new Bill Hicks DVD today."
"did you?"
"yeah, i'm going to go pry open my third eye and realize how we're all one shared consciousness experiencing itself subjectively"
Bill Hicks by Brad Wilk February 21, 2005

bill o'rielly

to interrupt someone with childish antics
I was bitching at my friend for being retarded, when he Bill O'Rielly'ed me by sticking his fingers in his ears and making loud childish noises to block out what I was saying.
bill o'rielly by cor86 August 13, 2006

bill wobble dagger 

Slang for William Shakespeare - shortening or amending all three parts of his name
bill = william
wobble = shake
dagger = spear(e)

(Clive) We're going to see the scottish play by wotsis face?

(Boris) you mean bill wobble dagger?

(Clive) eh!
bill wobble dagger by ebuygum April 21, 2009