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always bet on hatch 

To bet on to accomplish the goal required.

Comes from the old World of Warcraft proverb ' we just stole the quest from you '
If you are in a situation with 3 or more guilds waiting for a specific enemy to spawn you can bet on hatch to get the first hit and piss all the others off who have been waiting for a week


fuckin swe's
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A bet that does not involve money, wherein the winner gets to pose the loser in any way, shape, or form for a single photo of the two of them. All rules regarding the level of humiliation, the circulation, and the duplication of the photo itself are entirely up to the mercies of the winner.
Stacy lost her photo bet with Joe, so Joe made her bend over and stick out her tongue...their photo is Stacy licking Joe's ass!
Photo Bet by B00uWhore August 29, 2009

Douche Bet 

In poker, a Douche Bet is when a player bets the exact amount of money another player is holding in order to intimidate that specific player instead of just betting.

Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.

If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"
"How many chips do you have left?"

"75 dollars"

"then I bet 75 dollars!"

"What a Douche Bet..."
Douche Bet by callonjim March 21, 2010

You bet your bungy 

person 1: Are you coming to Jake's?
person 2: You bet your bungy I am

Jersey Bet 

A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.
I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.
Jersey Bet by T'Rezi July 13, 2016

drunk bet 

Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.
Drunk bet

Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."

The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.

Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."

Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
drunk bet by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017