Bertude

A girl who is really smart and a nice friend if you have a bertude as a friend don’t lose her.

Hey I have a friend named bertude she is the best

by Djbeingcool February 5, 2019

Berta’

Berta’ is the Abbreviated way to say Alberta. It is most commonly used in northern Alberta

P1: where you from?
P2: Down in Berta’

by CanadaFax June 8, 2020

bertling

The dislocation of your cock and balls. very aggressively becoming a female.

Bertling: aggressively becoming a woman.

AH SHIT MA BOY, I’M A WOMAN *proceeds to tear off balls furiously* FUCK!

by Velvet Red Dreams December 2, 2020

bertoto

The easier way of spelling Berthold, I think...

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: The guy over there? It's "Bertoto"
Person 1: What?

by Human Milk April 6, 2021

bertolts.gf

A sexy mf who never misses, obsessed with bath and body works. Mentally unstable. Will probably make a Bertholdt shrine with you.

Person 1: who’s the most unstable person you’ve met?

Person 2: do you know bertolts.gf on tiktok?

by chickensackflaps February 27, 2021

Bertlife

Bertlife was originally thought to be give birth in northern California. The mystery remains unsolved though having a profound effect on ones capabilities in life. Bertlife is a standard of living that fluctuates with any given environment. It is thought that Maciver studied 8 intense years under Bert in the hills of El Dorado, Northern California. Bertlife is the ability to adapt and overcome any situation that is ever confronted usually by
a contraption invented with only what you have in the vicinity, sometimes prayers to lord Shiva exhaulting in the phrase BHOOM SHIVA. Bertlife can be a communal event or an sole independent experience. The original Bert has long been elusive and is said to live in everyone to their true honest self in times of "figure it out" situations.

Damn bro I broke my belt!
Bertlife it and cut a few dreads off,tie them together for a belt bert!

by Unknown bert January 28, 2022

Bertin

Pulls too many bitches….he can get anyone he wants n all the bitches on his phone.He is super cool n the best person ever. Got to many hoes n is rich for real.

Bertin gets too many bitches….his phone hurtin.

by Bih/Im/him May 9, 2022