Dragon Blaster

A fun family activity that involves carving pumpkins 6 months before halloween.

Man, do not look at the other Dragon Blaster definition on here.

by darnackackack823isalreadyinuse June 7, 2019

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Stefan Beater

A large, (sometimes blunt), object that is commonly used to clobber stefan. Often is in the from of a hockey stick.

Stefan came knockin' on my door at 3am so I hauled out my stefan beater and went on a mission.

by Rob April 11, 2005

inglorious basterd

an attention whore who is secretly gay but who poses as a tough guy in public so both men and women will undress him with their eyes.

Brad Pitt is an inglorious basterd

by biggdoggie August 20, 2009

Turnip Blaster

a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing WoW

Guild Snagglepuss : Hey what time is it?
Guild Tippins : <(O.O<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!!
Guild Snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you

by tasty cake June 28, 2009

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Zaphod decided to have another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003

Beasters

mass produced, Canadian, indoor marijuana, that is keifed,(deprived of it's thc crystals.)

by tommy d January 31, 2003