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Lucky Bastard

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A lucky bastard is a person who is in a relationship with someone who is way out of their league in terms of physical beauty, understanding, and love. The lucky bastard's partner is so madly in love with them that even the scent of their body is irresistible. It is a term used to express envy towards someone who has found such an amazing partner.
Example of the usage of the term "lucky bastard":

Person 1: Have you seen John's girlfriend? She's drop-dead gorgeous and so smart too.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a lucky bastard.

Person 1: I heard she loves the scent of his body so much that she wants to inhale it from his neck.

Person 2: Wow, that's insane! He really is a lucky bastard.
by Fucking lucky bastard February 20, 2023
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Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.
Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
by DakkalordG February 12, 2015
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dungeon bastard

A dungeon bastard is a slang term used by D&D players to describe a mean or unfair dungeon master, such as one who unfairly kills or torments the group or a specific character. The "bastard" rhymes with master, so it works.
Joe: John, Mark is such a dungeon bastard!
John: I know man.
Mark: You know I can hear you, right?
Joe: ...
John: ...
Mark: ...
by Flooper January 4, 2017
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douche bastard

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.
That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard
by giant in Korea May 9, 2011
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dick bastard

simply a dick without a father i.e a dildo. often used as an insult.
omg renee i was going through your room and i found this dick bastard here.
by thehora July 11, 2010
mugGet the dick bastardmug.

Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."
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Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche
Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!
by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011
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