dopey bastard

ex. Penguins can't fly you dopey bastard
by RacistPenutButter May 31, 2016
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Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."
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Ho Bastard

When your mom's a ho and your dad walked out on you.
Tim "Hey Jim how is life? "
Jim "Bad, My mom is still sucking dick for money and I don't know where my dad is."

Tim "Damn you a ho bastard."
by Definitionofdefintions December 08, 2017
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Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.
Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
by DakkalordG February 13, 2015
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billy bastard

Billy Bastard, A member of the regulator gang, that rode with Billy The Kid, Used in The movie " Young Guns 2"
" Your all Billy Y'know you Billy Bastards"
by MysticTaxos June 25, 2017
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Bastard Load

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.
by Towball April 29, 2009
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Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.
Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!
by Otarion August 26, 2008
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