Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.

"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

dick bastard

simply a dick without a father i.e a dildo. often used as an insult.

omg renee i was going through your room and i found this dick bastard here.

by thehora July 11, 2010

douche bastard

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.

That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard

by giant in Korea May 9, 2011

Bastard Load

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

by Towball April 29, 2009

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

dopey bastard

Silly idiot

ex. Penguins can't fly you dopey bastard

by RacistPenutButter May 30, 2016