the barker effect

a person who has average/high levels of intelligence but is unbelieveably slow at undertaking menial tasks, such as washing up, pouring a glass of water or trying to tie their shoe laces. following in on from this, people who they then come into contact with, end up becoming slow at tasks they are involved with, even if they are usually efficient.

Ben: hey buddy, howcome you're taking so long? we're going to miss our flight?

Tim: sorry, ive just been on the phone to matt, i don't know whats gotten over me

Ben: the barker effect strikes again

the barker effect by timshoe November 4, 2011

Alabama Barking Spider 

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

Alabama Barking Spider by Walkndude October 30, 2013

Furry Barker 

An extremely zesty fart. Known for its air thickening, pungent, and ripe, lingering aroma. As well as its signature calling card sound that’s reminiscent of a deep intestinal growl when released.

Dude I just dropped a furry barker you better clear out now. Damn bro I wondered wtf that growl was.

I could taste my own furry barker.

The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.

Furry Barker by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

barking tree spiders 

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.

"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.

barking tree spiders by mronesuit August 12, 2009

charles barkley 

the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.

Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.

charles barkley by asfegf February 16, 2008

Barkev 

a most beautiful Greek god outside the reach of time and space; psychedelic ecstasy

i was so amazed; it must have been a Barkev

Barkev by WishingWanderer February 4, 2010

Barkha dutt 

Should I waste my time writing about a worthless woman who sold her soul? Actually she is the Panauti-in-Chief. Even the cat could not compete with her. When she crosses someone's path, there can be a storm in their life so be careful. Her appearance is very similar to that of a rhinoceros(genda). she's is a journalist to speak. But people also known her by the name of "Patalkar".
She was at the crime scene during the kargil war, breaking every law of media coverage, she entered a military area with a satellite phone which was really shocking, some soldiers died but she ran away. That's why she is also a traitor and murderer.
in 26/11 attack Her coverage was being seen live in terrorist attacks and was critical in contributing to at least some deaths.
also Her coverage of Godhra violance gave out her and NDTV's intentions. Some channels gave a balanced view, but NDTV was very active in portraying the riots as a work of Modi.
When sections of media leaked that Nawaz Sharief termed MMS as a "dehati aurat" (which i think is an offence to the hard working simple village women) B Dutt jumped to try and do some damage control. It has completely backfired, because MMS, PR people did not account for the lack of faith people have in NDTV and B Dutt following the 2G expose.
Now, I think this is enough to prove that she is a anti-nationalist Lady Gendi. ppl also call them burka dutt. MrD

Whaoh Barkha dutt she's 5th horseman of apocalypse..
Prachand panauti of India

Barkha dutt by MR D_kaito August 4, 2021