Dirty Balloon

When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons

Bro 1: why is Jana so sad?
Bro 2: some dude left her with dirty balloons
Bro 1: hahaha

by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010

led balloon

different spelling, but same meaning as the term "lead balloon."

Stan's face dropped like a led balloon when told the horrible news.

by Dan Neiwert(author of Gentleman of Leisure Volume One) May 30, 2006

balloon knot

the asshole

I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot

by eric the red September 29, 2003

balloon fart

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!

bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Balloon Knot

Anus, Browneye, Cornhole, Dirty Spider,
Turd Cutter.

Yo, I busted out her balloon knot last night Dog.

by KELSY January 8, 2004

full balloon

'Full Balloon' is a slang term used for a specific sexual act. It is when a man has anal intercourse with a partner (male or female), and when he is finished, he proceeds to urinate in the recieving person's anus, and the recieving person must hold it in. Thus the term 'Full Balloon'. Some believe the term originated in prisons, just as the term 'Salad Tossing' originated there as well.

"Dude, John gave Jack a Full Balloon! EEEWWW!"

by Vinnie June 20, 2006

water balloon

When you are fucking a woman,instead of cuming in the condom piss in the condom and leave her with a "water balloon".

I water ballooned this girl the other day...and done a fucking legger after that!!!

by mmmossy November 3, 2007