Austin

Typically one of extreme snarkyness to the point where it usually eats away at the brains and patience of decent human beings who need to deal with such creatures. Usually ranging in an extremely high body fat percentage ie. in the belly, face, and thigh regions. Typically are misguided into thinking they are attractive, similar to that of celebrities, when it reality they look like a fat naked gerbil with excess body hair. Caution must be taken when in the vacinity of an Austin, they can cause ones ears to begin to bleed with the pure stupidity and fagetyness that can come spewing out of their mouths uncontrollably. When this happens one must walk away and say nothing, if argued with it can cause permanent damage to ones brain and mental capacity. Typically think the life span of a dog is 30 years

Ahhh fuck dude, get this Austin away from me!

by fat Austin November 27, 2014

Austin

An Austin is a short, blonde, tough guy that's is in between popular and unpopular. He typically hangs with weaklings that he can control. He wrestles, and doesn't care what other people say. An Austin can also be a jerk.

Dude, he just tackled Caleb! He must be an Austin.

by myfavoritepsuedonym April 4, 2013

Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.

Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."

by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009

Austin

a male obsessed with hair who has an older brother, and some very interesting stories involving DnD

He's such an Austin!

by HairyParmesan March 27, 2015

Austin

A loving and caring guy who always pleases his girl friend. He has beautiful short, cropped brown hair and dark rich brown eyes. Not many people out there like him. Will surprise his girlfriend with anything when she's feeling down. Leave him and you'll realize you just made the biggest mistake in your life .

Hey do you know Austin? I kinda like him. Yeah he's already dating the hottest girl in school.

by Savagemanjeff2768 November 22, 2016

Austin

a fucking fucker of the fuck Boyz

damn Austin is with Amy....that little whore

by pussymagnet2003rawrXD July 12, 2017

Austin

A short ass nigga that thinks he’s 5 % black but is really kacper the gohst brother he can be very funny but thinks he can pull girls but he cant and has the smallest dik ull ever see

Austin is gay

by SavageLife2005 November 10, 2018