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Depression Attack

A term used by attention seeking whores on Wattpad and Snapchat.
“Omg I wish I had a depression attack!”
by iiPureGarbage March 5, 2018
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Attack Attack!

Sex to thee ears. Otherwise known as, Crabcore.

The killer sound of Caleb Shomo's screams/keyboarding mixed with Andew Wetzel's drumming, Andrew Whiting's guitar, John Holgado's baddass bass & of course Johnny Franck's amazing vocals. These guys were founded in Westerville, Ohio around 2005. They had about 3 or so member changes throughout; including Austin Carlile(was in Of Mice & Men), Nick Barham & Nick White.

As of now, 2010. Attack Attack! has just released their NEW self-titled album. Everyone must listen to at least one of their songs. They get allot of rude comments. People need to get how young most of them are, around the ages of barely 17 to 21. They work hard & aren't like allot of band jerks out there. They take time to actually talk to their fans & are extremely nice about it.
"Dude, have you heard Attack Attack!'s new album?!"

"Nah, I don't do Crabcore."

"NOOO man, it's heeelllllaa dannk!"

*listens to Sexual Man Chocolate- Attack Attack!*

"FUCKYES MAN! this is amazing."

"What did I tell you dude?! Instant eargasm."

*both mosh happily to Attack Attack!* :D
by sampelayo August 7, 2010
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orgasmic attack

Did you see Stacy have an orgasmic attack on Saturday
by Fyufl December 10, 2017
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Minor Attracted Person

Otherwise known as a pedophile, but a nicer way of saying it, it's been made so clean of any filth actually associated with the term that a good handful of Tumblr users are actually not disgusted by them, just because the term sounds so much nicer like this.
"New headcanon: D.Va, Lucio, and McCree are all MAPs." MAP being short for Minor Attracted Person.
by Your friendly old Spetznaz vet October 27, 2017
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wank attack

When suddenly you get horny for no reason and your hands go down your pants and you wank by pure instinct.
His hands started to shake, and then dove down his pants. "Oh shit, I'm having a wank attack!" he wailed.
by wankwad23 May 15, 2004
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Attack of the clones

When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.
Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.

Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.

Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
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heart attack on a plate

If you are in Quebec, this is often meant to refer specifically to the national dish of the sovereign nation of Quebec: Poutine. It's fries + tons of cheese curds + hella gravy.
If you are from outside of Quebec, you probably haven't eaten any good poutine
by Poutine. May 13, 2005
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