zoo bent

adjective.
use to decribe a person who has achieved a state of maximum ruckus, often caused by excessive use of gear.

1. "haw man, hawww man i was fucking zoo bent at rummble!"
2. "hey mate, can I have another charge", "nahhhhh man you're fuckin' zoo bent!"

by james macalister January 2, 2011

Zoo dirt

The combined smell of all the outdoor animal asses coming from a single point.

Skyler ass smells like zoo dirt.

by Jcougar12 October 18, 2023

Zoo Stuff

When something or somebody is crazy, wild, insane, primarily animalistic and or just being bonkers. Usually a positive and or funny thing.

“That’s some zoo stuff right there”

“That’s real zoo shit going on”

“Hey Babe that snarling you did was some real zoo stuff”

“Marky was up to some real zoo stuff last night”

by Bigchad19 February 8, 2023

Sun Zoo

A nickname for the Universe, Its like a view of stars, but seen in the past, making time travel possible, just depends how far you wanna fly to see into it.

Sun Zoo, you can either chase the light ray, or follow it to the source, your choice, chasing the light ends in the past of course.

by MineOwedWu's January 13, 2021

Zoo

A crazy place were monkeys throw shit at people and tigers kill thing and lamas spit on you

I don’t want to go to the zoo

by Green ass monkey 3000 November 7, 2020

The Poormans Zoo

A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.

I went to look at the animals at the poormans zoo because I'm too broke to go to the real one.

by Clamchester June 22, 2020

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022