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Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.
I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.
by THX1180 December 2, 2023
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Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.
Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.
by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024
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aggresive

"aggresive?? open up a dictionary. all you know how to do is to deflect an issue by attacking me lol. I was slightly upset at how u treated me, not jealous, no need to inflate ur ego."
by dxsqz June 8, 2024
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Aggressively throbbing dick

An aggressively throbbing dick is the male genital shaking aggressively.
Kid that lives down the road: Whats a aggressively throbbing dick?
Man: When you make you silly little penis shake aggressively.
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aggressively nice

a person who acts friendly towards others with an unnecessary aggressive demeanor and/or force
"Bob is so aggressively nice, he literally force-feeded me a bunch of cucumber soup, and then proceeded to grab me by the neck and shoved a toothbrush in my mouth and started brushing my teeth!"
by Goot_63 September 7, 2024
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aggressively making out

The act of making out with someone in an aggressive manner ( using more tongue, making out faster, or touching each other more).
We are aggressively making out on our way home from school.
by JJ's boyfriend December 15, 2024
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Passive agressive petty

When someone is slick pissed off at you but plays like they aren’t and they do the pettiest things to piss you off and get back at you.
Tom is so passive agressive petty when he turns on the dishwasher while meghan takes a shower so the water shuts off on her leaving shampoo in her hair…..again.
by MamaNasty May 13, 2025
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