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aaron parsons

the sexiest man alive. anyone one who comes into contact with someone named aaron parsons should immediately bow down and worship the very ground he treads upon.
A man named Ross once came upon a man named Aaron Parsons, once Ross was in his presence he immediately fell face first on the ground for he was unworthy to be in his presence
by webhead33 April 13, 2010
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aaron boone

Did you see that game last night? Alex Rodriguez totally pulled an Aaron Boone.
by hollabackgirl May 24, 2007
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Aaron

Aaron is a legit guy. He's sexy, hot, hilarious, and can be a dick but no one cares, cuz he's Aaron! He walks around like he's the shit (cuz he is) and every girl wants to tap that. He's a pimp and is the best bro in da world! He'd be good in bed and is a fucking awesome boyfriend. When you find one, love em'!
Girl1: Dude, I love Aaron! He's so fucking amazing!
Girl2: I know, I'm so jealous he's not my boyfriend! YOu're so lucky!
by sexylady411 December 11, 2011
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THE AMAZON TWISTER

is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it
Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!

Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight

Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down
by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008
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Flamming amazon

The flamming amazon is when im giving her the grissle, and right when i'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my Zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, and extinguish the flames with my gorilla juice.
I got super wasted one night and give this nice young lady a flamming amazon .
by dMoNeY & Milk April 19, 2011
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Aaron

The most amazing guy on the planet. Sweet, easy too talk too, VERY attractive, and caring. Oh yea, And TAKEN <3
Aaron is mine . ;D
by ilovemyboyfriend November 22, 2011
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Amazon porn

A kind of porn where all or most of the women in it are dominatrixs and all or most of the men are sex slaves and/or used to fight as gladators.
by Judge dredd7 June 8, 2011
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