“Pre-thing”, is the stage where each individual both know that they are wheeling but are too scared to admit they are a thing. (search thing in the bar above to find definition of thing) They are ideally together and shouldn’t cheat but also available to any other wanting the sex (search sex in the bar above to find meaning).
by cwayy August 27, 2018
Get the Pre-thingmug. by johnnymoe February 21, 2014
Get the slow thingmug. by SavageCabbageAF March 9, 2017
Get the brown thingsmug. The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.
by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb August 9, 2018
Get the Jersey thingmug. a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.
"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"
by YEEEEEYeyeyeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 15, 2020
Get the blob thingmug. 
The action of a male feigning interest in a story told or decision to be made by a female to whom he is romantically attached i.e. pretending to care or give advice when he isn't interested
by taebz April 7, 2013
Get the Boyfriend thingmug.