knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.
Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!
by david April 06, 2004
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nozzle jockey

a bartender or person that operates the keg at a party
Hey nozzle jockey, pour mr another beer.
by riglertke April 06, 2010
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carpet jockey

A term used to describe those crazy arabs and their silly magical stories. (Aladdin.) You know, its funny how people make such a big friggin deal about minority racial slurs, but when Dave Chappelle or Nick Cannon goes on TV and makes fun of white people for a whole hour and calls it a television show, nobody says a friggin word. Therefore, this is not a 'derogatory' term.
Those goddam carpet jockeys should stop bombing INNOCENT people and learn to accept people's differences. Maybe then we wouldn't think so lowly of them.
by REASON AND LOGIC August 26, 2006
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camel jockey

Typically of the Muslim descent, but recently it has been found that all Middle-Eastern people are camel jockeys. They are known to wear turbans and shitty ass robes, also many have poor hi-gene due to the fact of limited resources and very little money. They also enjoy harassing other countries by committing glorious suicide for their bull shit religion.
by secguy June 25, 2010
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nob jockey

is a phrase usually reserved for batty boys who enjoy having a cock shoved in their asshole. the phrase can also be used for women but not usually.
oi u nobjockey chuk us a fag

im a nobjocky would u like to fuck my ass for me.... i'll pay.
by shane and dan (not nobjockies) January 04, 2005
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Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come
Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!
by Lt. Howe July 09, 2015
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noose jockey

"I love malt liquor"
"You would, you noose jockey"
by Uncle Sambo November 15, 2012
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