ZOOMG

To OMG fast, zoom fast.

HEY GUYS THERE WAS THIS UFO AND I TOTALLY- LOOK, OVER THERE ZOOMG

by Private Wetness January 15, 2010

zoomers

word for magic mushrooms

last night i got all ripped on zoomers

by colin November 20, 2003

Zoom

A crappy modem manufacturer.

Zoom makes shitty modems...

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

zoom zoom

Slogan originally implemented my Mazada to suggest their quai-sporty yet "affordable" vehicles are capable of solving midlife crises. Can be extended to non-car like objects. Use usually reserved to douchebags.

VP Jerkface: My new laptop zoom zooms.

Guy Who Keeps Things Real: Punches Jerkface in the spine.

by Andrew Thrillson March 4, 2004

zooiphilia

A term used by seriously sick freaks who consider their acts of bestiality to be consentual expressions of love between themselves and their pets.

Bestiality is rape where zooiphilia is love.

by RIntellect August 26, 2005

zompire dracularius

A rare monster which involves a cross-breed between a vampire and a zombie. They are very dangerous, and if you see one, you should run.

Darcula's illigitimate son (via Cleopatra) is the most prime example. His name is Tom Cruise, and is the worlds most famous zompire dracularius.

by zompired October 14, 2009

zoombie

A zoombie is a zombie much faster than a normal one. This can be accomplished through sprinting for the kill, or jumping and climping past obstacles. Due to its extreme speed, a zoombie should be regarded as a more of a threat than a normal zombie.

joe: "did you hear about billy? rumor has it he was killed by a zoombie."
mark: "nuthin you can do man... they're just too fast!"

by ur mind on drugs December 13, 2010