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Zoomed

When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.

Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.

A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."
by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020
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Zoom

Zoom is a great, sexy turkey vulture who we all love. I also Kinda wish this definition would be published. Zoom also likes anime. I like anime. Hurray for anime.
Zoom you are being so cool today here is a sticker
by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018
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ultra zoom

"The act of zooming in as close as possible in an effort to verify a specific location on a map when utilizing a satellite view"
Ultra zoom = "When I ultra-zoom in on the satellite view, it appears the lot # is 17 not 19."

Ultra zoom = "I looked at the map and the location appeared to be correct. Upon ultra-zoom. in the suite was not reflective of the actual location. Suite #38 is on the East side, not the West side of the retail center"
by Word Wizard G March 11, 2022
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/zoom

Basically, in the December of 2017 Jacksepticeye created the STC stream and Overnight watch which caused the world to create two shifts (the American and the European) basically during these shifts people thought commands might work so they started typing /ZOOM and it became a meme.
"Maybe you should /ZOOM in on something."
or just
"/Zoom Kitchen"
by someone.on.the.internet January 1, 2018
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Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as: inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, and suffers from board-line personality disorder.
This zoom head keeps yapping; I need to take to his/her father.

The only thing you’ve experienced, is your phone, zoom head.

I don’t trust these zoom heads’ serving my food at that McDonalds, they don’t follow sanitary protocol.
by Zoom Head February 22, 2021
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zoom shirt

Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.
I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.
by Newlingophile August 19, 2020
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Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.
Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!
by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020
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