Zoomspeak 

When someone, usually a gen-Z kid or "zoomer," is overly scared of saying any word with any sort of harsh connotation, so they either replace the word with goofy lingo (usually from tiktok) or censor it obnoxiously. Usually done out of fear of being banned from whatever social media platform they use, or to avoid accidentally triggering anyone who may be offended by these words.

"Hey I heard about this PDF file who 🍇'd a bunch of m1n0rs, I really think he should unalive himself."
"Can you fuck off with the zoomspeak here?"

Zoomspeak by Rotbutt September 17, 2025

zoomsplat 

First introduced by DJ Buddha of Paragon Radio.

-The act of teleporting a flying character to your position, at least 3 miles up, causing desired sound.

I was on my way there and you fuggin' zoomsplatted me!

zoomsplat by Bob the Mercenary May 22, 2004

zoomsplat 

first you zoom really fast and then you splat into something lol like durr didnt you know that???? durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Im hot call me at zoomsplat

zoomsplat by moco kids durr June 3, 2005

Doopey Zoomsped 

Someone that has completly lost their mind and is doing crazy things and not giving a care in the world what people think.

that lucy girl is a complete doopey zoomsped she's acting crazy and i dont think she even cares.

Doopey Zoomsped by JasmineAlterego January 12, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019